May 2012
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Every single person looking for a job should read...
adulting:
What You Hopefully Did Months Ago:
Seriously, guys. Run, don’t walk, to this amazing series of charts.
DEFINITE must-read for people currently looking for a job or who knows that they will be looking for a job in the near future.
The above graph is not the most helpful chart by FAR.
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randomheroine:
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
SWEET BABY ICE PLANET
Never...
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anditslove:
WHOA
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20 Things I Should Have Known at 20.
theburiedlife:
1. The world is trying to keep you stupid. From bank fees to interest rates to miracle diets, people who are not educated are easier to get money from and easier to lead. Educate yourself as much as possible for wealth, independence, and happiness.
2. Do not have faith in institutions to educate you. By the time they build the curriculum, it’s likely that the system is outdated–...
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sonder
fishingboatproceeds:
dictionaryofobscuresorrows:
n. the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own—populated with their own ambitions, friends, routines, worries and inherited craziness—an epic story that continues invisibly around you like an anthill sprawling deep underground, with elaborate passageways to thousands of other lives that you’ll...
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2nd exam in a little over 6 hours...
I feel super unprepared and I can’t bring myself to study properly. My mind is racing all over the place and fatigue has started to punch me repeatedly in the face.
Caffeine never helps, but I always have energy drinks on hand. I think they just make me jittery and anxious and scared of all bumps in the night.
I also have a lab report for this class due. The weekly lab reports make me...
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Why Men Should Not Be Ordained for Ministry
I found this through Facebook and thought it was pretty funny.
The following list does not represent my own personal ideas or opinions.
10. A man’s place is in the army.
9. The pastoral duties of men who have children might distract them from the responsibility of being a parent.
8. The physique of men indicates that they are more suited to such tasks as chopping down trees and wrestling...
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Anonymous asked: What's it like dating a robot?
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What a sad era when it is easier to smash an atom than a prejudice.
– Albert Einstein
(via sirmitchell)
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How I Met Your Mother
A nice little love story…
justanothertrampofhearts:
I sit down on a stool next to a real pretty ginger and ask the bartender for a gin & ginger. The redhead, she turns around and feigns offense.
“Are you trying to be clever?” She smiles at me, a thieving smile, the smile of a con man, a clip artist, a hustler. Six words and she’s completely stolen my attention, I almost forget to grab...
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15 Things You Should Give Up To Be Happy
exhilarashen:
1. Give up your need to always be right.There are so many of us who can’t stand the idea of being wrong – wanting to always be right – even at the risk of ending great relationships or causing a great deal of stress and pain, for us and for others. It’s just not worth it. Whenever you feel the ‘urgent’ need to jump into a fight over who is right and who is wrong, ask yourself this...
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~3 AM realization
My first exam is in 5 hours.
It is going to be difficult.
The highest grade I can get in this class is about a 90%, and that’s if I get a 100% on the final. (But not including the ~2% extra credit I’ve earned.)
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….. fax on stacks. How am I going to be able to pull this off? I cannot get anymore Bs in my science classes, and yet… they are just so much...
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ME AT PUPPY PALOOZA
testudoofthemall:
I met my true love today. He loves me back, I know it.
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