Ladies and gentlemen… I present to you: Olivia Wilde
i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame
i wish there was a non-assholeish way to say “our friendship has run it’s course, you make me uncomfortable with your feelings...
48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by...
I GREATLY ENCOURAGE THIS RIGHT NOW
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Important distinction.
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‘Cause people seem to only post the 20-something Audrey Hepburn
this is genuinely the first photo i’ve seen of her looking older
I didn’t know Audrey Hepburn grew old into a bomb-ass old lady until like, last year. I thought she died young cuz that’s the only pictures I’ve ever seen.
omg
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JL8 #127 by Yale Stewart
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Guys, if you’ve been following this story, it’s just been so heartbreaking for all parties so far. (Except for Diana, Wonder Woman has only had her royalty exposed in front of all her friends against her will.)
Relevant.
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The Russian Ark: This movie was shot in a single take. The cinematographer Tillman Buttner, used a Steadicam and high-def digital technology; joined with some 2,000 actors in a tight-wire act in which every mark and cue had to be hit without fail to get the whole film in one shot. (x)
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My first reaction was ‘Nice thought but there’s no way, Coulson is much younger than…’ and then I stopped mid-thought.
Because you know what.
You know what.
After Steve, the US government had to keep trying to recreate the Super-Soldier Serum.
And who
and who
would be the FIRST DAMN PERSON IN LINE to volunteer?
They told us it never worked again. And that was kind of true. They never again recreated the super-strength or the gleaming pecs. But other things, they got right. They got the vastly delayed aging. And the kind of reflexes that make a man able to take out two armed thugs with a bag of flour. And the talent for leading through example. And they got the most important part, Erskine’s favorite part: the magnification of moral fiber, taking the loyalty and selflessness of a loyal and selfless man and making him into something spectacular.
Coulson didn’t buy those vintage cards on Ebay.
He’s had them since he was a little boy.
That little boy right there.
Headcanon Accepted.
On my god my feels! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THEM?!!!!
That canon…I LIKE IT. ANOTHER!
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It so happens that a young man, usually a navy officer, accompanies the president where ever he goes. This young man has a black attache case wich contains the codes that are needed to fire nuclear weapons.
I can see the president at a staff meeting considering nuclear war as an abstract question. He might conclude, “On SIOP Plan One, the decision is affirmative. Communicate the alpha line XYZ.” Such jargon keeps what is involved at a distance.
My suggestion them, is quite simple. Put that needed code number in a little capsule and implant that capsule right next to the heart of a volunteer. The volunteer will carry with him a big, heavy butcher knife as he accompanies the president. If ever the president wants to fire nuclear weapons, the only way he can do so is by first, with his own hands, killing one human being.
“George,” the president would say, “I’m sorry, but tens of millions must die.” The president then would have to look at someone and realize what death is - what an INNOCENT death is. Blood on the White House carpet: it’s reality brought home.
When I suggested this to friends in the Pentagon, they said, “My God, that’s terrible. Having to kill someone would distort the president’s judgement. He might never push the button!”
Adapted from “Preventing Nuclear War” by Roger Fisher, Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists, March 1981 (via 21st-century-classical-liberal)
Other than the Hiroshima and Nagasaki blasts, all nuclear detonations in history have been tests. Whatever other faults nuclear weapons have, their consequence is clear: Cities destroyed, thousands or millions of immediate deaths, millions of lingering deaths from cancer. Furthermore, the strategic calculus of a nuclear strike is total destruction. “When one flies, they all fly” has been the policy on nuclear launches since the 1950s. Since World War II, a nuclear warhead has never been launched as a warshot. I cannot say that will never change, but that’s the history.
The idea that having to add to the butcher’s bill with one person killed by the President’s hands will add any more deterrence to what is already a call fraught with practical checkpoints and moral difficulties is frankly insulting.
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The Great Gatsby costumes by Catherine Martin
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